[plug] Setting up a monitor

[Matt Kemner]

On Fri, 16 Apr 1999, Michael Hunt wrote:

> > How many MCSEs does it take to change a light bulb?
> 
> None. (Two reasons)
> 
> 1. The Light bulb is an integrated component in the house and can't be
> replaced or removed without damaging the house, or causing poor performance.
> 
> 2. It is a hardware issue so you need to contact the OEM for repairs.

  3. Microsoft redefines darkness as the standard.

 - Matt