[plug] Quotes (as in ditty) for membership cards

[David Campbell]

Guys (and girls)

Does anyone have an interesting quote that we can put on the back of 
the membership cards?

I have seen one membership card which instructs police to release the 
holder of the card to prevent contimation of prisoners by the bad 
influences of the said card holder.

Perhaps something like:
"This person may from time to time suffer physcological disorders 
brought on by the exposure to sub standard computer operating 
systems. Symptoms vary from hysterical laughter to extreme pain."

Thoughts anyone?

David Campbell
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