[plug] Vegetarianised spam for your amusement

[Leon Brooks]

Spam for your amusement. See below for revised version.

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Subject: Fault Tolerance of Windows Versions 95, 98 & Me Can Be Improved
Date: Sat, 22 Dec 2001 21:59:03 -0500
From: i13590 at suisse.org
To: [spammed address]
Cc: [whole flock of other addresses in same domain]

Dear Windows User [-: wrong! :-],

Now you can boost the reliability of ordinary Windows 95, 98 and ME to
nearly the level of Windows NT or 2000, Microsoft's professional and
industrial version of Windows.

The new WinFix is a very effective way to improve the reliability of
Windows, because it makes Windows fault-tolerant and self-repairing.

And WinFix is very safe, because it operates completely independent
of Windows. CLICK HERE [http://three.myworld02.com/] to find out more
about WinFix, the safest, most effective way to keep you working, by
keeping your PC working non-stop.

Arlen Dixon, CEO
Pinewood Software Marketing

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This announcement is intended for PC users who asked to be kept
informed about new developments in Windows technology.

We apologize for any email you may have inadvertently received.
Please CLICK HERE [http://four.myworld02.com] to be removed from
future mailings [from this company... but when you fill in our
form, we get a known-live email address to use under other names].

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=== Revised version ===

Dear Windows Luser,

Now you can boost the reliability of ordinary Windows 95, 98 and ME to
well beyond the level of Windows NT or 2000, Microsoft's professional
and industrial version of Windows.

The new Linux is a very effective way to improve the reliability of
Windows, because it eliminates Windows faults, repairs and licencing
issues.

And Linux is very safe, because it operates completely independently
of Windows. CLICK HERE [http://www.linux.org/] to find out more
about Linux, the safest, most effective way to keep you working, by
keeping your PC working non-stop.

Tux the Magic Penguin, CEO
Penguinista Software Marketing

=== End of revised version ===


Cheers; Leon