[plug] Presenting the runner up for the stupidest Debian package ever

[Jeremy Malcolm]

Package: libacme-poe-knee-perl
Priority: optional
Section: interpreters
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Description: Time sliced pony race using the POE kernel.
 POE::Knee is an acronym of "Pony".  We all like ponies. And wouldn't we
 love to race ponies? Well, that's what Acme::POE::Knee is for!
 .
 You specify a distance the ponies must run, and a maximum delay before
 the pony will reach the next step. So, the bigger the delay, the bigger
 the distance between multiple ponies can be.

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