[plug] One for the girls...

[Leon Brooks]

    http://www.stokely.com/lighter.side/hacker.barbie.html

    This new line of Barbie dolls comes equipped with Barbie's very
    own X-terminal and UNIX documentation as well as ORA's "In a
    Nutshell" series. The Barbie is robed in a dirty button-up shirt
    and a pair of worn-out jeans with Casio all-purpose watches and
    thick glasses that can set ants on fire. Pocket protectors and
    HP calculators optional. The new Barbie has the incredible
    ability to stare at the screen without blinking her eyes and to
    go without eating or drinking for 12 hours straight. Her
    vocabulary mainly consists of technical terms such as IP
    address, TCP/IP, kernel, NP-complete, and Alpha AXP's.

Cheers; Leon