[plug] doorbell

[Mark O'Shea]

On Thu, May 26, 2005 4:48 pm, simon said:
> Have you considered trained pigeons?
>
> You could strap small explosive devices to them that detonate upon someone
> pressing the bell - Im sure a shower of feathers would alert you.
>
> Dont worry about the cost - pigeons are free.
*trained* pigeons are however not free.  They also tend to belong to the
pigeon union, which has been known to kick up a stink when their members
are blown up several times a day without an adequate dental plan.
-- 
Mark O'Shea