Microsoft End User License Agreement Microsoft Licensing Agreement.
By touching any computer ever made, you agree to the terms of this agreement. You must purchase multiple copies of the same software title for every computer you own, including your home, office, and  notebook computers. Granted, it would be impossible for you to use several computers at one time, but as a monopoly, we make  the rules, so you still must obtain a license for each machine that will ever be turned on in your presence.  (If you own a vi deo  recorder, television, refrigerator, toilet, hair blower, shovel, or a pair of shoes, these too must be licensed.)   Microsoft shall have rights to your first born child.  This child shall be called Bill or Billina.  Said child shall be assign ed an activation  code, which code must be used prior to this child playing outside.   Example activation code: 453-4564-DJ6-GK584-CFJH-BILL-G-RULES-UY87-387DRGY45-FI49KF4-85JFG8-ILUV-MS-857-CK3 Memorize this code!  If this code is lost, you may obtain a replacement code for $200 by call
 ing Microsoft at 1-800-YOU-WAIT. To get your new code, please give the operator your temporary code:  895D8-38DJ4-FDKR94-FK49DL-96D-666-KJSE.  Should  you lose this code, too bad, you'll need to buy another one.  (That darn "we're a monopoly and make the rules" thing again, so rry.) User furthermore agrees to sing praises to Microsoft every morning upon waking and each evening before retiring.  Simply lower your hands to the ground, and while raising them in the air, repeat aloud, "All hail Microsoft!  All hail Microsoft!"  Should  program have bugs or crash, you hereby agree that YOU WILL NOT TRY LindowsOS because Linux is evil!  If you do not agree to  the terms of this license, too bad, you already touched the computer, so deal with it!  (Now, so that sue-happy Microsoft does n't  come after me with an army of lawyers for this, please understand it's a parody and JOKE!  Please Bill, don't hurt me???)