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I Noticed some interesting smilies in the dictionary. Here is the
computer section plus a few extras thrown in.<br>
Tim<br><br>
:-)[] user is sitting by the window<br>
:-([] <b><i>user is using MS Windows<br>
</i></b>!-I[] <b><i>user is waiting for an MS Window to
redraw<br>
</i></b>8-O "Oh my god !!!" (maybe done after
FORMAT C: /Q /U)<br>
(8-o It's Mr. Bill!<br><br>
X-( User just died<br><br>
:-Oo user is eating an apple<br>
:-)[o] user is a Macintosh fan<br>
$-)[o] user owns a Macintosh<br><br>
#3:I user is Amiga fan (he's just experienced trap
#3)<br>
dB-I user programs in dBASE or Clipper<br><br>
C:\> user is MS-DOS user<br>
$:[] user is VMS user<br>
$::[] user uses VMS and DECNET network<br><br>
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<b>The rest is for those old people out there who are thinking on going
onto some chat rooms possing as teenagers<br>
DONT READ ON UNLESS YOU ARE PREPARED FOR ADULT CONTENT<br><br>
<br><br>
</b>smilies & sex<br>
:-)===D
user is thinking of sex<br>
:-)========D user is
perverted<br>
:-(=D
user is frigid<br>
:-)C====
user is sexually excited<br>
:-)==DC==
user is homosexual<br>
:-)==D(-:
user likes oral sex<br>
8-]~====D
user needs sex urgently (notice how he drools?)<br>
:-)===D... user has
just done it<br>
===D8-O
f...k me!<br>
;-]===D
f..k you!<br>
==D==D#:-)C==C== user is Ciccollina<br>
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