[plug] Off topic - Y to K

[Shackleton, Kevin]

>      Y-to-K Date Change Project Status 
>       
>      "Our staff has completed the 18 months of work on time and on budget.
> 
>      We have gone through every line of code in every program in every 
>      system. We have analyzed all databases, all data files, including 
>      backups and historic archives, and modified all data to reflect the 
>      change.
>       
>      We are proud to report that we have completed the "Y-to-K" date
> change 
>      mission, and have now implemented all changes to all programs and all
> 
>      data to reflect your new standards: 
>       
>      Januark, Februark, March, April, Mak, June, Julk, August, September, 
>      October, November, December
>       
>      As well as:
>       
>      Sundak, Mondak, Tuesdak, Wednesdak, Thursdak, Fridak, Saturdak 
>       
>         I trust that this is satisfactory, because to be honest, none of 
>      this Y to K problem has made any sense to me. But I understand it is
> a 
>      global problem, and our team is glad to help in any way possible.
>       
>         And what does the year 2000 have to do with it?  Speaking of
> which, 
>      what do you think we ought to do next year when the two digit year 
>      rolls over from 99 to 00?
>       
>      We'll await your direction."
>      
>