[plug] Web database stuff - Bollocks

Mike erazmus at iinet.net.au
Fri Aug 24 12:53:50 WST 2001


At 09:02 AM 24/8/2001 +0800, you wrote:
>On Thu, 23 Aug 2001, Mike wrote:
>> At 05:53 PM 23/8/2001 +0800, Peter Wright <pete at akira.apana.org.au> wrote:
>> >Real programmers don't draw flowcharts.  Flowcharts are, after all, the
>> >illiterate's form of documentation.  Cavemen drew flowcharts; look how
>> >much good it did them.
>> This is a joke - right ?
>
>Real Programmers definitely don't draw flow-of-control charts, because
>Real Languages don't have an explicit flow of control.
>_Dataflow_ charts are acceptable at a stretch.

<groan> "Real Programmers" (someones TM) do that which is appropriate
for the task at hand and are very unlikely to ignore any particular
method for describing s/w or the planning of s/w. Superficial
so called "Real Programmers" are influenced by fashion <:o

Anology for "Real Programmers" re flowcharting is like
"Real men don't eat Quiche" should be replaced by,
"Real men aren't influenced by cliches about not eating Quiche"


<cough>



Kind Regards  ~`:o)

Mike Massen
Network Power Systems
Perth, Western Australia  Ph/Fx +61 8 9444 8961 

Power system in Jungle, Twin tyre car, Differential gauge
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Some say there is no magic but, all things begin with thought then it becomes
academic, then some poor slob works out a practical way to implement all that
theory, this is called Engineering - for most people another form of magic.



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