[plug] FW: One for you UNIX geeks

[Graham, Alan A.]

This is truly sad...

> The following extracts are typed into the Unix
> "Cshell":-
> 
> % ^How did the sex change^operation go?
> Modifier failed.
> 
> % make love
> Make: Don't know how to make love. Stop.
> 
> % man woman
> No manual entry for woman.
> 
> % sleep with me
> bad character
> 
> % got a light?
> No match.
> 
> % man: why did you get a divorce?
> man:: Too many arguments.
> 
> % scan for <<"Arnold Schwarzenegger"^J^D
> "Arnold Schwarzenegger": << terminator not found
> 
> % ar m God
> ar: God does not exist
> 
> % ^What is saccharine?
> Bad substitute.
> 
> % %blow
> %blow: No such job.
> 
> % cat 'the can of tuna'
> cat: cannot open the can of tuna
> 
> $ mkdir matter; cat>matter
> matter: cannot create
> 
> $ drink <bottle; opener
> bottle: cannot open
> opener: not found
>