[plug] OT: Twelve Days of WIndows

[Chris Caston]

TWELVE DAYS OF WINDOWS: 
Sung to the tune of the Twelve days of Christmas  
  
 On my first day with Windows my computer gave to me 
  
 A crash and an hour's lost work 
  
 On my second day with Windows my computer gave to me 
  
 Two missing drivers 
  
 plus a crash and an hour's lost work 
  
 On my third day with Windows my computer gave to me 
  
 Three runtime errors 
  
 Two missing drivers 
  
 plus a crash and an hour's lost work 
  
 On my fourth day with Windows my computer gave to me 
  
 Four thrown exceptions 
  
 Three runtime errors 
  
 Two missing drivers 
  
 plus a crash and an hour's lost work 
  
 On my fifth day with Windows my computer gave to me 
  
 Five unfixed bugs 
  
 Four thrown exceptions 
  
 Three runtime errors 
  
 Two missing drivers 
  
 plus a crash and an hour's lost work 
  
 On my sixth day with Windows my computer gave to me 
  
 Six "alerts" for morons 
  
 Five unfixed bugs 
  
 Four thrown exceptions 
  
 Three runtime errors 
  
 Two missing drivers 
  
 plus a crash and an hour's lost work 
  
 On my seventh day with Windows my computer gave to me 
  
 Seven migraine headaches 
  
 Six "alerts" for morons 
  
 Five unfixed bugs 
  
 Four thrown exceptions 
  
 Three runtime errors 
  
 Two missing drivers 
  
 plus a crash and an hour's lost work 
  
 On my eighth day with Windows my computer gave to me 
  
 Eight hours calling techies 
  
 Seven migraine headaches 
  
 Six "alerts" for morons 
  
 Five unfixed bugs 
  
 Four thrown exceptions 
  
 Three runtime errors 
  
 Two missing drivers 
  
 plus a crash and an hour's lost work 
  
 On my ninth day with Windows my computer gave to me 
  
 Nine butt_ugly icons 
  
 Eight hours calling techies 
  
 Seven migraine headaches 
  
 Six "alerts" for morons 
  
 Five unfixed bugs 
  
 Four thrown exceptions 
  
 Three runtime errors 
  
 Two missing drivers 
  
 plus a crash and an hour's lost work 
  
 On my tenth day with Windows my computer gave to me 
  
 Ten network failures 
  
 Nine butt_ugly icons 
  
 Eight hours calling techies 
  
 Seven migraine headaches 
  
 Six "alerts" for morons 
  
 Five unfixed bugs 
  
 Four thrown exceptions 
  
 Three runtime errors 
  
 Two missing drivers 
  
 plus a crash and an hour's lost work 
  
 On my eleventh day with Windows my computer gave to me 
  
 Eleven sudden freezes 
  
 Ten network failures 
  
 Nine butt_ugly icons 
  
 Eight hours calling techies 
  
 Seven migraine headaches 
  
 Six "alerts" for morons 
  
 Five unfixed bugs 
  
 Four thrown exceptions 
  
 Three runtime errors 
  
 Two missing drivers 
 
plus a crash and an hour's lost work 
 
On my twelfth day with Windows my computer gave to me 
 
Twelve instruction manuals 
 
Eleven sudden freezes 
 
Ten network failures 
 
Nine butt_ugly icons 
 
Eight hours calling techies 
 
Seven migraine headaches 
 
Six "alerts" for morons 
 
Five unfixed bugs 
 
Four thrown exceptions 
 
Three runtime errors 
 
Two missing drivers 

plus a crash and an hour's lost work