[plug] auto-increment in mysql

Shayne O'Neill shayne at guild.murdoch.edu.au
Thu Jan 2 14:31:41 WST 2003


Or don't design on paper ,obsfucate your variable names, normalise your DB's
so hard that they don't make sense anymore, include platform specific
libraries coded in Intercal and don't comment your code.

This way when you finally get up your bosses nose completely, you'll have
him in
the bind that no one else can maintain your code. Now *YOU* have the power
of the force
young jedi.

Finally lay waste to the rebel moon with your brand new deathstar.

BwaHAHAHAHA!

>Indeed. Design before ever writing ANY code, same as always. Then,
>sadly, do a mock-up, realise your design was stupid, and redesgin. Of
>course, that last bit is just me....




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