[plug] Interesting article I think

[Adam Hewitt]

Maybe I am just slow this morning, but I can't pick the song...care to give
me a hint so I can get the full effect?

Adam.


On 28/10/03 23:21, "bob" <bob at fots.org.au> wrote:

> On Tue, 28 Oct 2003 05:21 am, John Clayton wrote:
>> Does that mean Sarah Michelle Gellar for the boys and Alison Hannigan
>> (Willow the lesbian witch) for the girls?
> 
> Ok, just for that its time for some Weird Al ! (that mentions Ms Gellar)
> 
> What y'all wanna do?
> Wanna be hackers? Code crackers? Slackers
> Wastin' time with all the chatroom yakkers?
> 9 to 5, chillin' at Hewlett Packard?
> Workin' at a desk with a dumb little placard?
> Yeah, payin' the bills with my mad programming skills
> Defraggin' my hard drive for thrills
> I got me a hundred gigabytes of RAM
> I never feed trolls and I don't read spam
> Installed a T1 line in my house
> Always at my PC, double - clickin' on my mizouse
> Upgrade my system at least twice a day
> I'm strictly plug - and - play, I ain't afraid of Y2K
> I'm down with Bill Gates, I call him "Money" for short
> I phone him up at home and I make him do my tech support
> It's all about the Pentiums, what?
> You've gotta be the dumbest newbie I've ever seen
> You've got white - out all over your screen
> You think your Commodore 64 is really neato
> What kinda chip you got in there, a Dorito?
> You're usin' a 286? Don't make me laugh
> Your Windows boots up in what, a day and a half?
> You could back up your whole hard drive on a floppy diskette
> You're the biggest joke on the Internet
> Your database is a disaster
> You're waxin' your modem, tryin' to make it go faster
> Hey fella, I bet you're still livin' in your parents' cellar
> Downloadin' pictures of Sarah Michelle Gellar
> And postin' "Me too!" like some brain - dead AOL - er
> I should do the world a favor and cap you like Old Yeller
> You're just about as useless as jpegs to Hellen Keller
> 
> It's all about the Pentiums! (It's all about the Pentiums, baby)
> It's all about the Pentiums! (It's all about the Pentiums, baby)
> It's all about the Pentiums! (It's all about the Pentiums, baby)
> It's all about the Pentiums! (It's all about the Pentiums, baby)
> 
> Now, what y'all wanna do?
> Wanna be hackers? Code crackers? Slackers
> Wastin' time with all the chatroom yakkers?
> 9 to 5, chillin' at Hewlett Packard?
> 
> Uh, uh, loggin' in now
> Wanna run wit my crew, hah?
> Rule cyberspace and crunch numbers like I do?
> They call me the king of the spreadsheets
> Got 'em printed out on my bedsheets
> My new computer's got the clocks, it rocks
> But it was obsolete before I opened the box
> You say you've had your desktop for over a week?
> Throw that junk away, man, it's an antique
> Your laptop is a month old? Well that's great
> If you could use a nice, heavy paperweight
> My digital media is write - protected
> Every file inspected, no viruses detected
> I beta tested every operation system
> Gave props to some, and others? I dissed 'em
> While your computer's crashin', mine's multitaskin'
> It does all my work without me even askin'
> Got a flat - screen monitor forty inches wide wide
> I believe that your says "Etch - A - Sketch" on the side
> In a 32 - bit world, you're a 2 - bit user
> You've got your own newsgroup, "alt. total - loser"
> Your motherboard melts when you try to send a fax
> Where'd you get your CPU, in a box of Cracker Jacks?
> Play me online? Well, you know that I'll beat you
> If I ever meet you I'll control - alt - delete you
> What? What? What? What? What?
> 
> It's all about the Pentiums! (It's all about the Pentiums, baby)
> It's all about the Pentiums! (It's all about the Pentiums, baby)
> It's all about the Pentiums! (It's all about the Pentiums, baby)
> It's all about the Pentiums! (It's all about the Pentiums, baby)
> Now, what y'all wanna do?
> Wanna be hackers? Code crackers? Slackers
> Wastin' time with all the chatroom yakkers?
> 9 to 5, chillin' at Hewlett Packard?
> What??
> 
> 

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