[plug] Interesting article I think

[Kai Jones]

You're probably taking the piss...but it's Wierd Al - It's all about the
Pentiums

> -----Original Message-----
> From: plug-admin at plug.linux.org.au
> [mailto:plug-admin at plug.linux.org.au]On Behalf Of Adam Hewitt
> Sent: Wednesday, 29 October 2003 8:51 AM
> To: plug at plug.linux.org.au
> Subject: Re: [plug] Interesting article I think
>
>
> Maybe I am just slow this morning, but I can't pick the
> song...care to give
> me a hint so I can get the full effect?
>
> Adam.
>
>
> On 28/10/03 23:21, "bob" <bob at fots.org.au> wrote:
>
> > On Tue, 28 Oct 2003 05:21 am, John Clayton wrote:
> >> Does that mean Sarah Michelle Gellar for the boys and
> Alison Hannigan
> >> (Willow the lesbian witch) for the girls?
> >
> > Ok, just for that its time for some Weird Al ! (that
> mentions Ms Gellar)
> >
> > What y'all wanna do?
> > Wanna be hackers? Code crackers? Slackers
> > Wastin' time with all the chatroom yakkers?
> > 9 to 5, chillin' at Hewlett Packard?
> > Workin' at a desk with a dumb little placard?
> > Yeah, payin' the bills with my mad programming skills
> > Defraggin' my hard drive for thrills
> > I got me a hundred gigabytes of RAM
> > I never feed trolls and I don't read spam
> > Installed a T1 line in my house
> > Always at my PC, double - clickin' on my mizouse
> > Upgrade my system at least twice a day
> > I'm strictly plug - and - play, I ain't afraid of Y2K
> > I'm down with Bill Gates, I call him "Money" for short
> > I phone him up at home and I make him do my tech support
> > It's all about the Pentiums, what?
> > You've gotta be the dumbest newbie I've ever seen
> > You've got white - out all over your screen
> > You think your Commodore 64 is really neato
> > What kinda chip you got in there, a Dorito?
> > You're usin' a 286? Don't make me laugh
> > Your Windows boots up in what, a day and a half?
> > You could back up your whole hard drive on a floppy diskette
> > You're the biggest joke on the Internet
> > Your database is a disaster
> > You're waxin' your modem, tryin' to make it go faster
> > Hey fella, I bet you're still livin' in your parents' cellar
> > Downloadin' pictures of Sarah Michelle Gellar
> > And postin' "Me too!" like some brain - dead AOL - er
> > I should do the world a favor and cap you like Old Yeller
> > You're just about as useless as jpegs to Hellen Keller
> >
> > It's all about the Pentiums! (It's all about the Pentiums, baby)
> > It's all about the Pentiums! (It's all about the Pentiums, baby)
> > It's all about the Pentiums! (It's all about the Pentiums, baby)
> > It's all about the Pentiums! (It's all about the Pentiums, baby)
> >
> > Now, what y'all wanna do?
> > Wanna be hackers? Code crackers? Slackers
> > Wastin' time with all the chatroom yakkers?
> > 9 to 5, chillin' at Hewlett Packard?
> >
> > Uh, uh, loggin' in now
> > Wanna run wit my crew, hah?
> > Rule cyberspace and crunch numbers like I do?
> > They call me the king of the spreadsheets
> > Got 'em printed out on my bedsheets
> > My new computer's got the clocks, it rocks
> > But it was obsolete before I opened the box
> > You say you've had your desktop for over a week?
> > Throw that junk away, man, it's an antique
> > Your laptop is a month old? Well that's great
> > If you could use a nice, heavy paperweight
> > My digital media is write - protected
> > Every file inspected, no viruses detected
> > I beta tested every operation system
> > Gave props to some, and others? I dissed 'em
> > While your computer's crashin', mine's multitaskin'
> > It does all my work without me even askin'
> > Got a flat - screen monitor forty inches wide wide
> > I believe that your says "Etch - A - Sketch" on the side
> > In a 32 - bit world, you're a 2 - bit user
> > You've got your own newsgroup, "alt. total - loser"
> > Your motherboard melts when you try to send a fax
> > Where'd you get your CPU, in a box of Cracker Jacks?
> > Play me online? Well, you know that I'll beat you
> > If I ever meet you I'll control - alt - delete you
> > What? What? What? What? What?
> >
> > It's all about the Pentiums! (It's all about the Pentiums, baby)
> > It's all about the Pentiums! (It's all about the Pentiums, baby)
> > It's all about the Pentiums! (It's all about the Pentiums, baby)
> > It's all about the Pentiums! (It's all about the Pentiums, baby)
> > Now, what y'all wanna do?
> > Wanna be hackers? Code crackers? Slackers
> > Wastin' time with all the chatroom yakkers?
> > 9 to 5, chillin' at Hewlett Packard?
> > What??
> >
> >
>
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