[plug] Monday PLUG Christmas gathering

[bob]

On Sun, 19 Dec 2004 04:13 pm, Mark J Gaynor wrote:
> Once agian, to one and all on the PLUG mailing list, the PLUG Committee
> wish you and your family a safe happy Christmas and a very prosperous New 
> Year in 2005
>
> Mark

I will not be able to attent the PLUG Christmas gathering unfortunately, 
however I would like to take this opportunity to extend to all PLUG members 
and list participants Seasons Greetings (As approved by our Solicitors).

Please accept, with no obligation implied or implicit our best wishes for an 
environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low stress, non-addictive, 
cholesterol free, high fibre, gender neutral celebration of the summer 
solstice holiday; practised within the most enjoyable traditions of the 
religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your choice, 
with respect for the religious/secular persuasions and/or traditions of 
others, or the choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at 
all.

A fiscally successful, personally fulfilling and medically uncomplicated 
recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2005, but 
notwithstanding due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures 
whose contributions to society have made Australia great, (however this is 
not to be read as implying that Australia is necessarily greater than any 
other country), and without regard to the to the race, creed, colour, age, 
physical ability, religious faith, choice of computer platform, school 
attended, car driven or sexual preference of the wishee.

(By acceptance of this greeting, you are accepting these terms and any 
conditions or warranties imposed by law, all other warranties being 
specifically denied to the full limit of all available legislation.  This 
greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal.  It is freely 
transferable with no alteration to the original greeting.  It implies no 
promise or undertaking by the wisher to actually implement any of the 
wishes for her/himself or others, and is void where prohibited by law, and 
is revocable at the sole discretion of the wisher)

This wish is warranted to perform as expected within the usual application 
of good tidings for a period of one year or until the issuance of a 
subsequent holiday greeting, whichever comes first.  Any warranty is 
limited to replacement of this wish or issuance of a new wish at the sole 
discretion of the wisher.

Kindest Regards

Bob.

May next year be a prosperous one for you!


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