[plug] Linux market research

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Alastair Irvine wrote:
> Hello, everyone.  I run a Linux-related business and I'm currently 
> working on a marketing plan.

That marketing plan should always include a corporate video or 
television commercial.  Hi, I'm Troy McClure, you might have seen me in 
such corporate videos as 'Maccas: Deep Frying Children Safety' and 'Who 
cares?  Just Show Me the Cash'. We provide videos:
1. for training
2. for advertising
3. in brown paper bags

We're often asked by business owners like yourself:
1. how can I increase my market share without breaking the bank?
2. how can I demonstrate my products easily to new clients?
3. does that come with free lubricant?

They're all great questions.  But before we cover them, lets just sit 
back and watch me with Miss September.  IN A HOT TUB! Hmmm,  September. 
  In my top twelve favourite months of all time.

=)

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