[plug] the Vegemite Conspiracy Theory

[Bruno Cristovao]

CIA claims they have successfully broken David Hicks.
In a press release, they named the consumption of vegemite as the 
breakthrough.
The Muslims had their specially prepared meals in accordance to the 
Koran and
David Hicks ate Vegemite on everything.

The CIA hatched a secret operation to legally stop the importation of 
Vegemite.

A senior US intelligence agent said, "Vegemite consumption had to be 
stopped,
we knew we could convince the FDA and Kraft like we did the UN. We were 
trying to break
Hicks all these years to no avail, until we discovered his strength.
Those Aussies are so high on this stuff, no one can defeat them in
any confrontation. Just look at how well the Australian Armed forces 
have performed
in combat. They put us to shame".

Coincidently  the FDA banned the usage of folate in any other products 
other than bread and cereals.

Kraft, the makers of Vegemite have refused to comment on why folate 
could not be removed.

Kraft spokeswoman Joanna Scott was quoted as saying the US was "a minor 
market' for Vegemite.

Source:
John Howard
http://www.fairgofordavid.org

Kev wrote:
> Quite frankly, ever since my years in the RAAF (Vietnam war included) 
> I've reckoned that the US is our biggest and worst enemy.  If we 
> (Johnny Howard) don't appease them they'll simply swallow us quickly 
> instead of slowly, the way they are at the mo.
>
> Arie Hol wrote:
>> To  make thread Linux specific :
>>
>> You can't be a happy little Linux user without your vegemite.
>>
>> This is sacrilige !
>>
>> They reckon it contains too much folate.
>>
>> Folate is essential so that babies can be born without the risk of 
>> developing spina bifida.
>>
>> Massive penalties for any one bringing vegemite into the U.S.A.
>>
>> Even innocent tourists.
>>
>> Never mind their bloody drug dealers and their gun crazy lunatics.
>>
>> What is wrong with those people ?
>>
>> Does this make a vegemite lover a terrorist ?
>>
>> That's it I'm never going to the U.S. of bloody A. if I can't have my 
>> vegemite on toast or on my milk arrow root biscuits.
>>
>> Is this a after effect of the FTA.
>>
>> Vegemite is a good brain food - yanks should to eat more vegemite and 
>> not ban it.
>>
>> They must be stupid if they ban vegemite but allow fried Coke.
>>
>> And - what about all of their other "JUNK" foods.
>>
>> Regards Arie
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