[plug] slowdown probs

[skribe]

On Mon, 20 Aug 2001 13:21, Leon Blackwell wrote:

>  I'd suggest watching more Red Dwarf  :)

Excellent advice =).

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SIMPLE is an acronym for Sheer Idiot's Monopurpose Programming Language
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a syntax error.  Programs written in SIMPLE do nothing useful.  Thus
they achieve the results of programs written in other languages without
the tedious, frustrating process of testing and debugging.