[plug] [OT] From the Dictionary of smilies

[I am the LinuxAlien]

I Noticed some interesting smilies in the dictionary. Here is the computer 
section plus a few extras thrown in.
Tim

:-)[]   user is sitting by the window
:-([]   user is using MS Windows
!-I[]   user is waiting for an MS Window to redraw
8-O    "Oh my god !!!" (maybe done after FORMAT C: /Q /U)
(8-o       It's Mr. Bill!

X-(   User just died

:-Oo    user is eating an apple
:-)[o]  user is a Macintosh fan
$-)[o]  user owns a Macintosh

#3:I    user is Amiga fan (he's just experienced trap #3)
dB-I    user programs in dBASE or Clipper

C:\>    user is MS-DOS user
$:[]    user is VMS user
$::[]   user uses VMS and DECNET network


The rest is for those old people out there who are thinking on going onto 
some chat rooms possing as teenagers
DONT READ ON UNLESS YOU ARE PREPARED FOR ADULT CONTENT



smilies & sex
:-)===D             user is thinking of sex
:-)========D        user is perverted
:-(=D               user is frigid
:-)C====            user is sexually excited
:-)==DC==           user is homosexual
:-)==D(-:           user likes oral sex
8-]~====D           user needs sex urgently (notice how he drools?)
:-)===D...          user has just done it
===D8-O             f...k me!
;-]===D             f..k you!
==D==D#:-)C==C==    user is Ciccollina

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